French ham on my toast












I like French ham on my toast
with some alfalfa on the side
Like any other ordinary mornings
a cow walks into it and sigh

With its head down
to see where to put his feet
traveling 45 meters per minute
on the hind leg of a pig

Or cochon as they called it
I too lowered my head
took a big bite off the hind, and
watched the cow stricken with panic

Trying to find its way out
the pig kicked the cow, so hard
that it fell off the sandwich
As I swallowed the gastro pedantry
off to work I'm about.

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